Saturday, 1 March 2008
How to Get Your Balls Grabbed in Japan
Have you ever wondered how to get a complete stranger to hold, slap or grab your genitalia in private, on a street, in a shopping centre or even on the train? Well you're in luck because I'm about to reveal exactly how to achieve this with no training required and at no cost to you!
Are you ready?
Prepare to have your testicles grabbed by Japanese strangers like never before!
The secret is...
...
...simply walk behind a Japanese man or woman! Anywhere! Any time! You see it seems that once they begin walking a lot of Japanese people seem to lose all muscle control of their arms which begin to swing in all directions at once with no thought as to what they'll hit.
Sometimes I've had my special place slapped several times within the span of 15 minutes! And just to clarify, there was no effort on my part at all. I don't go thrusting my crouch into strangers' hands. The grabbing and slapping is purely an unintentional action on the other's part.
Strange? Yes. Have you had this happen to you in Tokyo or elsewhere in Japan? Certainly I'm not the only person who's been hit in such ways or at least noticed all the flapping arms in this country.
Maybe it's just me.
Maybe it's just passive aggressive Free Hugging?
Anyone know how much a box is?
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Labels: Free Hugs, japan, Japanese Social Issues
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Sunday, 21 January 2007
FREE HUGS TOKYO
Last night on my way to catch up with Christie at the famous Hachiko exit at Shibuya I saw some guys and gals gathering together and holding a sign which read "FREE HUGS". I thought this might be some kind of project but it looked like they were setting up so didn't ask them what was going on (I was also late meeting Christie).
Funnily enough, when visiting a community member's blog I saw a little button saying "FREE HUGS". Turns out this is a worldwide campaign!
You can check out the official site at freehugscampaign.org and a cool related clip of some free hugging at Shibuya done late last year on Revver here.
Am seriously thinking of joining this campaign. If any country needs it, it's Japan.
Labels: Community, Free Hugs, home movies, japan, Japanese Social Issues
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