Saturday, 1 March 2008

How to Get Your Balls Grabbed in Japan

Have you ever wondered how to get a complete stranger to hold, slap or grab your genitalia in private, on a street, in a shopping centre or even on the train? Well you're in luck because I'm about to reveal exactly how to achieve this with no training required and at no cost to you!

Are you ready?

Prepare to have your testicles grabbed by Japanese strangers like never before!

The secret is...

...

...simply walk behind a Japanese man or woman! Anywhere! Any time! You see it seems that once they begin walking a lot of Japanese people seem to lose all muscle control of their arms which begin to swing in all directions at once with no thought as to what they'll hit.

Sometimes I've had my special place slapped several times within the span of 15 minutes! And just to clarify, there was no effort on my part at all. I don't go thrusting my crouch into strangers' hands. The grabbing and slapping is purely an unintentional action on the other's part.

Strange? Yes. Have you had this happen to you in Tokyo or elsewhere in Japan? Certainly I'm not the only person who's been hit in such ways or at least noticed all the flapping arms in this country.

Maybe it's just me.

Maybe it's just passive aggressive Free Hugging?

Anyone know how much a box is?

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Labels: Free Hugs, japan, Japanese Social Issues

2 Comments:

Steve said...: LOL! Passive aggressive free hugging. Nice.; Monday, 03 March, 2008
chibi said...: hehehe..that sounds funny XD

I came from Tokyo! It was lovely ^^ Didnt get touched tho, ahaha...good thing.; Saturday, 08 March, 2008